i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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