I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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