they said they heard you say put it in my butt
bring money and cleavage
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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