its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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