Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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