I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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