your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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