We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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