Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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