are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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