I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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