she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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