I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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