Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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