you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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