I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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