Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
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You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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