Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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