How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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