it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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