Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I have aggressive nipples.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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