trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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