I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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