We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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