at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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