I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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