Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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