sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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