i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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