The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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