You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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