Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Randomize
