last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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