idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
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Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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