why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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