I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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