I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
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