If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
the day after is always just damage control
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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