fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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