it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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