I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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