i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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