he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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