p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Sober January is a disaster.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
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She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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