You can't motorboat a personality
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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