What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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