I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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