You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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