I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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