just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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