Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
